[Lyric] Jingle Balls (Denace)

[Chorus]
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!

[Verse 1]
Dashing through the snow
With a one horse huge as dick
Put it in his ass
And tell his ass he didn't buy me shit
I'm broke as hell, I'm pissed
He knows that, but, but still
He didn't bring any presents for me
Fuck Christmas eat dick (Eat dick)

[Chorus]
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!
[Verse 2]
A day or two ago
I thought I'd take a ride
And go to the mall and punch his face
And tell him, "Fucking die"
He looks like a used up tampon
I hate him, fuck him, damn fraud
And all I want for Christmas is a knife
To cut his head off

[Chorus]
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!
Jingle balls, jingle balls
Jingle broke my balls (Both of them)
Santa Claus is a big fat fraud
You know this if your broke, hey!

[Outro]
Yeah, well I really feel bad for the poor kids
Because they find out last sooner there's no Santa Claus
The rich kids? They can go like 20 years old
And not know there's no Santa Claus
Because the family is so rich
They buy 'em what they want
When they want it, how they want it
Where they want it
I would tell Santa, "Buy me this, Santa"
At the mall, I would tell him, like, "Yo, I want this Santa Claus!"
And he'd be like, "Ho, ho, ho, for sure I'll get it for you, sonny!"
And I wake up on Christmas day and what do I have under my tree?
Nothing
Nothing