[Lyric] Larry Of the Rodeo (Chew Toys)

Well he’s a barndancin’ bastard
Reviled and revered
He’ll give you a workin’ over
If you’re 45 with a beard

He rounds up all the cowboys
Sooner than they reckoned
He rides em on the first date
And buries em on the second

And he’s slow slow quick quick slow
He’s Larry Larry Larry of the rodeo

Hey boy keep your eye out
He’s more snake than rattle
Hell, before you know it
That’s him in your saddle

Hе likes it down and dirty
Ain’t got no need for words
And if you get to ride him
You’rе gonna need spurs
Arizona gives him a boner
But Texas is where the sex is
Get on his dance card
Because he’s ever, ever hard

Now you’ve heard the story
Of our dancin’ man
Grab a hold of Larry
And two step while you can
Like all good cowboys
Larry’s got two morals
He’s versatile at butt sex
And famous for his oral