[Lyric] Lightning McQueen vs Thomas (Animation Rewind)

[Thomas (Little G Fresh)]
Ello Lightning, can I call you Lightning McClown?
You like to say Ka-Chow, but you only make me frown!
I wonder why you wear, number 95?
But I guess it doesn't matter, soon you won’t be alive

[Lightning McQueen (RaccoonBro-VA)]
Wooooooow, going after my slogan
I can't take offense to someone who is uglier than Logan
You're not a true locomotive, but you’re definitely Loco
I'll empty your tank and drop you off at Sunoco

[Thomas (Little G Fresh)]
No thanks, I'll take British Petroleum!
You seem salty, you might be high on Sodium
Your life was a highway, your death will be a crash
Look both ways before crossing, or else I'll smash!

[Lightning McQueen (RaccoonBro-VA)]
I'll look both ways, that I can promise
But no way will I get smashed by a fool named Thomas!
You can't catch me, you can't even catch a check
This jobless Tank, is nothing more than a train wreck!
[Thomas (Little G Fresh)]
I have a real job, one that's even a Blue-collar
You’re a wannabe celebrity, you don’t deserve a dollar!
You like to race, but there's nothing to chase
Cars 2 was one of Pixar’s biggest disgrace

[Lightning McQueen (RaccoonBro-VA)]
Calling me a wannabe? Stop self-projecting
I'm the real deal, there's something you're neglecting:
My movies made the box office, you’re direct to DVD
Go back to your tunnel, your only option is to flee

[Thomas (Little G Fresh)]
They named you after lightning, but all I see is rain
Your raps are so sad, they only bring tears and pain
When you race, you only run from your problems
You can run, but you can't hide from your inner Goblins

[Lightning McQueen (RaccoonBro-VA)]
Thomas is the only tank with a bad track record
The flag you'll never cross is the one that is checkered
That flag belongs to the winners, and so it belongs to me
I'll be chanting: Ka-Chow! You'll be chanting Do-Re-Mi