[Lyric] Lonesome Cowboy Burt In Rehearsal 1970 (Frank Zappa & The Mothers)

[Verse 1]
My name is Burtram, I am a cowboy
All my friends, they call me Burt
All my family from down in Texas
Make their livin' diggin' dirt
Come out here to Californ-y
Just to find me some pretty girls
Ones I seen gets me so horny
Ruby lips and teeth like pearls

[Pre-Chorus]
Wanna love 'em all, wanna love 'em dearly
Want a pretty girl, I'll even pay
I'll buy 'em furs, I'll buy 'em jewelry
I know they like me, here's what I say

[Chorus]
Lonesome Cowboy Burt speakin' at ya
Come smell my fringy shirt reekin' at ya
My cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance
On this here waitress (Oh-del-oh-ooptie-ay, oh-del-oh-ooptie)
He's lonesome Cowboy Burt
A-don't you get his feelings hurt
Come on in this place and I'll buy you a taste
You can sit on my face, where's my waitress?
[Refrain]
Burtram, Burtram redneck
Burtram, Burtram redneck

[Verse 2]
I'm an awful nice guy
Sweat all day in the sun
I'm a roofer by trade, quite a bundle I've made
I'm a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun
He's a unionized roofin' old son-of-a-gun
When I get off, I get plastered
Drink 'til I fall on the floor
Find me some Communist bastard
And stomp on his head 'til he don't move no more
He stomps on his head 'til he don't move no more

[Pre-Chorus]
I fuss and I cuss and I keep on drinkin'
'Til my eyes puff up and turn red
I drool on my shirt, I see if he's hurt
I kick him again in the head, let's
Kick him again in the head, boys
Kick him again in the head, now
Kick him again in the head

[Outro]
Lonesome Cowboy Burt speakin' at ya
Come smell my fringy shirt reekin' at ya
My cowboy pants, my cowboy dance, my bold advance
On this here waitress (Oh-del-oh-ooptie-ay, oh-del-oh-ooptie)
He's lonesome Cowboy Burt (Ah-ha)
A-don't you get his feelings hurt
Come on in this place and I'll buy you a taste
And you can sit—