Yes, Jimmy Carl Black, Indian of the Group What can I do for you? Mohonnitz! What are you doing here? You just called me, didn't you? All I said was, "Opal, you hot little bitch" I'm known by many names Got many friends who call you "Opal, the hot little bitch"? Please, please, please, please, Mr. Black Let us cut the small talk and get on...Learn More

Janet, did you see those guys with the hair? It's those guys from the fake stage across the street from our house Ew, on the pillows But I like the drummer with the rivets on his clothes, he's not bad Yeah, I've seen him, too He just screams Englishness with that little haircut and the rings And the binoculars Binoculars? Didn't you notice his...Learn More

[Verse] A cardboard box A series of cardboard boxes With a nun suit painted all over them Four views Every side of the boxes Another thrilling view of a black and starchy nun suit Inspiring in its simplicity, quality goods Weasels, vienna sausages Very small dogs Inspired by its simplicity Nearly able to get off behind it...Learn More

Why don't you strap on this here bunch Of cardboard boxes, daddy-o? Joy of my desiring You'll certainly look suave and get me hot Hot, hot, get me hot and horny If there's one thing I really get off on It's a nun suit painted on some old boxes Some old melodies Four-four, an aura, an areola Pink gums Stumpy grey teeth Dental floss Gets me...Learn More

United Artists Records proudly presents the soundtrack album from Frank Zappa's 200 Motels An album that must be heard to be believed The Mothers of Invention The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra of London An amazing classical chorus A sixteen-page book with scenes from the film And a full-color theater poster All of this wonderment neatly tucked into...Learn More

Hello, there When you go on tour with a musical group It's possible that any town can seem like this Whether it’s large or small or busy Or if there's nothing happening in it The reason for this is quite simple A musician, if you consider the normal pattern of modern civilised life, is on the outside of it all He doesn't build things He doesn’t...Learn More

Lonesome Cowboy Burt (Yodel-ay-hee-hoo) Don't get my feelings hurt (Yodel-yodel-ay-hee-hoo) Come on in this place and sit on my face And I'll buy you a beer, where's my waitress? Where's that bitch? Get me another beer Come sit on my face and I'll buy you a taste, no Sit on my face? Come on in this place and sit on my face And I'll buy you a...Learn More

The girl wants to fix him some broth Tinselcock Doo-wee-doo, tinselcock, my baby Would you like some broth? Some nice soup Some hot broth (Yum) Small dogs in it (Doggies) You, do you? (Do) You like broth? (Wad-num) Dog broth? Hot broth? (Hot dog broth) You like dog broth hot? (Hot dog debris) How do you like it? (Dog breath) Debris of the four...Learn More

So listen, we should get together sometime, have a jam Hey, play some blues Extensions, work on some extended blues White people can play the blues, you know Extensions, work Extensions, work Extensions, work Extensions, work on some extended blues Work on some extended blues Yeah, I gave it to him Yeah, he went back to the special room No, no,...Learn More

[Verse] What's between your legs is just The last few inches of a complex Mechanism which runs up 'n down The spinal cord 'n all hooked Up to the human brain...Learn More

Dew On the newts we got Newt money dew It's a payment on the rental for the dewy little newts we got We got 'em dewy Left 'em in the yard all night Hope they didn't get uptight The little vixens, the saucy little vixens were out there giving in, it's cold I hope that they did not, did not I hope that they did not dash off into the night...Learn More

She chooses all her clothes She'll wear tonight to dance in The places that she goes Are filled with guys from groups Waiting for a chance to break her pants in Provocative squats, la, la, la Provocative squats, la, la, la Provocative squats, la, la, la Provocative squats, la, la, la Well, at least there's sort of a choice there Twenty or thirty,...Learn More