[Lyric] Love Theme of Head/The Tribulations of Chinaman (Head (Punk))

["Love Theme of Head"]

We put our pants on both legs at once
Girls have to pay to go out with us

We got the strength of ten men
Can bend objects with our minds
We watch television and get laid all the time

We put our pants on both legs at once
Girls have to pay to go out with us

We got the strength of ten men
Can bend objects with our minds
We watch television and get laid all the time


["The Tribulations of Chinaman"]

I'm carrying top secret documents
That Chinaman gave to me
Orders from the Kremlin
That's the way it's gonna be
I'm on a top secret mission
I got the papers in my hand
Blueprints for the future
The rebuilding of the Fatherland

That's right!

This isn't fun and games
Chinaman's playing for keeps
East meets West in this deadly game
Of hide-and-go-seek

I know all the secret handshakes
No one can fool me
'Cause I carry credentials with the CIA
And the KGB

All right!