[Lyric] Matts Monologue (Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt)

[MATT] (spoken)

There is this girl
She makes me young again, and foolish
And with her, I perform the impossible:
I defy biology, and achieve ignorance!

There are no other ears but hers to hear the explosion of my soul!
There are no other eyes but hers to make me wise!
And despite what they say of species
There is not one plant or animal
Or any living thing made quitе the same as she is

It's stupid, of coursе
I know it
And immensely undignified
But I do love her

So that's my situation in a nutshell
I've gone mad!
And the reason, if you ask me, is because:
There is this girl