[MATT] (spoken) There is this girl She makes me young again, and foolish And with her, I perform the impossible: I defy biology, and achieve ignorance! There are no other ears but hers to hear the explosion of my soul! There are no other eyes but hers to make me wise! And despite what they say of species There is not one plant or animal Or any...Learn More

[HUCKLEBEE] (spoken) Son, Ive picked you out a girl. A pearl [MATT] (spoken) And if I prefer a diamond? [HUCKLEBEE] (spoken) How dare you prefer a diamond When Ive just offered you a pearl! [MATT] (spoken) Listen carefully to what I have to say Listen, wall And flowers. And willow, too And wounded bird And Father, you May as well listen, too I...Learn More

[EL GALLO] (spoken) The cost, Señor, depends on the quality of the rape [BELLOMY] (spoken) No [EL GALLO] (spoken) Forgive me, the attempted "rape". The abduction, the seizure, the raid, the chase! In your case, I think I would recommend a first class [BELLOMY] (spoken) You mean we get a choice? [EL GALLO] (spoken) Yes, of course! And with...Learn More

[LUISA] (spoken) This morning, a bird woke me up It was a lark... or a peacock... or something like that Some strange sort of bird that I'd never heard And I said, "Hello!" And it vanished. Flew away! The very minute that I said "hello" It was mysterious So do you know what I did? I went over to my mirror and I put on my mother's necklace And the...Learn More

[LUISA] (spoken) This plum is too ripe! [MATT] (spoken) Sorry! Please don't watch me while I'm eating [LUISA] (spoken) Sorry! [HUCKLEBEE] (spoken) You're about to drown that magnolia [BELLOMY] (spoken) Sorry! You're – standing – In – my – kumquat! [HUCKLEBEE] (spoken) Sorry! [LUISA] (sung) Take away the golden moonbeam Take away the tinsel...Learn More

[EL GALLO] Try to remember The kind of September When life was slow And oh, so mellow Try to remember The kind of September When grass was green And grain was yellow Try to remember The kind of September When you were a tender And callow fellow Try to remember And if you remember Then follow [LUISA] Follow, follow, follow Follow, follow,...Learn More

[HENRY] (spoken) Orchestra, accelerando con molto Swords? Indians, ready? Indians, abduct! [LUISA] (spoken) AHHHH! [HENRY] (spoken) No, no, no, off left, dammit! Off left! [HENRY] (spoken) (Feeling his head.) A touch, a touch, I do confess it Ready, calvalry! [EL GALLO] (spoken) En garde! (MATT [HENRY] (spoken) God for Harry, England and...Learn More