[Producer Tag]
Jammy on the beat, boy
[Verse 1]
Yo girl know I got that wood like it's lumber
Got banned from her Twitch chat that's a bummer
Lookin' for a girlfriend like I'm a bounty hunter
Post Rule 34 art on Tumblr
[Verse 2]
Yo girl not the best but she good enough for now
Pull up to your house knock you out with a paper towel
[Verse 3]
Suck on your mom's toes it tastes sour
Refresh yo girl's OnlyFans every hour
[Verse 4]
Actin' mighty dramatic I can call you Shane Dawson
My ability to suck toes is awesome
[Verse 6]
I be lookin' fly like my name is Falcon
No matter who you are you know this beat slappin'
[Verse 7]
Got a ring for yo girl like my name is Tolkien
When I pull up to yo house you know you be foldin'
Haven't kissed yo girl in long hеr lips be moldin'
I have big balls like wе are bowling
[Interlude 1]
Whoa, chill out everybody chill out everybody, I was referring to sports balls, not the other kind. What were you thinking, man? This is a FAMILY, FRIENDLY, SONG! Okay? Like what the heck, dude?
[Verse 8]
Your wife left you I don't really care
While yo girl is sleepin' I save some of her hair
You know I'm a furry, like I'm a bear
Like a Pokemon, my breed is rare
[Verse 9]
Pull up to Kamala Harris then I have to pee
Kick her in the head, like Bruce Lee
You're only 5'5''? Well hello mini-me
Pull up to the party in my fresh new tee
Start talkin' 'bout your divorce I fall asleep
Ask for feet pics yeah I'm a creep
Step sis in the shower have to take a peep
Just went to Supercuts my cut lookin' neat
Suckin' on yo girl's toes and man they reek
Six toes on each foot I'm a freak
See Addison Rae's nudes I gotta leak
Locked my kids in the basement for a week
[Interlude 2]
I mean you know, just because I draw hieroglyphics and random words on the wall doesn't mean I'm schizophrenic. I mean, my friend Jerry over here is telling me that I should kill you, but I'm not listening. So I'm not schizophrenic, what do you mean?
[Verse 10]
Girlfriend broke up with me I'm dead inside
Head so good it made me cry
Yo girl anorexic, shaped like a french fry
White girl didn't get her kombucha now I die
Take so much Benadryl now I am high
Saw used needles so I stuck it in my eye
Yo girl look like Ben Affleck I'm not gonna lie
I get all these bills like my last name is Nye
Jammy on the beat, boy
[Verse 1]
Yo girl know I got that wood like it's lumber
Got banned from her Twitch chat that's a bummer
Lookin' for a girlfriend like I'm a bounty hunter
Post Rule 34 art on Tumblr
[Verse 2]
Yo girl not the best but she good enough for now
Pull up to your house knock you out with a paper towel
[Verse 3]
Suck on your mom's toes it tastes sour
Refresh yo girl's OnlyFans every hour
[Verse 4]
Actin' mighty dramatic I can call you Shane Dawson
My ability to suck toes is awesome
[Verse 6]
I be lookin' fly like my name is Falcon
No matter who you are you know this beat slappin'
[Verse 7]
Got a ring for yo girl like my name is Tolkien
When I pull up to yo house you know you be foldin'
Haven't kissed yo girl in long hеr lips be moldin'
I have big balls like wе are bowling
[Interlude 1]
Whoa, chill out everybody chill out everybody, I was referring to sports balls, not the other kind. What were you thinking, man? This is a FAMILY, FRIENDLY, SONG! Okay? Like what the heck, dude?
[Verse 8]
Your wife left you I don't really care
While yo girl is sleepin' I save some of her hair
You know I'm a furry, like I'm a bear
Like a Pokemon, my breed is rare
[Verse 9]
Pull up to Kamala Harris then I have to pee
Kick her in the head, like Bruce Lee
You're only 5'5''? Well hello mini-me
Pull up to the party in my fresh new tee
Start talkin' 'bout your divorce I fall asleep
Ask for feet pics yeah I'm a creep
Step sis in the shower have to take a peep
Just went to Supercuts my cut lookin' neat
Suckin' on yo girl's toes and man they reek
Six toes on each foot I'm a freak
See Addison Rae's nudes I gotta leak
Locked my kids in the basement for a week
[Interlude 2]
I mean you know, just because I draw hieroglyphics and random words on the wall doesn't mean I'm schizophrenic. I mean, my friend Jerry over here is telling me that I should kill you, but I'm not listening. So I'm not schizophrenic, what do you mean?
[Verse 10]
Girlfriend broke up with me I'm dead inside
Head so good it made me cry
Yo girl anorexic, shaped like a french fry
White girl didn't get her kombucha now I die
Take so much Benadryl now I am high
Saw used needles so I stuck it in my eye
Yo girl look like Ben Affleck I'm not gonna lie
I get all these bills like my last name is Nye
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