[Lyric] Merry Nonspecific Holiday (Marshal Keep)

[Refrain]
Have a merry nonspecific holiday
Keep the season vaguely bright
May it all be relatively wonderful
I'm dreaming it'll be kind of white

[Verse 1]
Holidays are nearing
And it makes me very jolly
I won't say the exact thing
But it's something about boughs of holly

[Chorus 1]
So have a merry Chri— shit
Have a merry Chri— no
Have a merry nonspecific holiday!

[Refrain]
Have a merry nonspecific holiday
Keep the season vaguely bright
May it all be relatively wonderful
I'm dreaming it'll be kind of white
[Verse 2]
Hang your decorations
Of which I will not say!
Makе your reservations
For your nonspecific holiday!

[Chorus 2]
So havе a merry Chri— UGH!
Have a merry Chri— NO!
Have a merry nonspecific holiday!

[Refrain]
Have a merry nonspecific holiday
Keep the season vaguely bright
May it all be relatively wonderful
I'm dreaming it'll be kind of white

[Verse 3]
Hope you get some gifts!
I hope they're satisfactory!
If the toy is what you wish
Then may it come with batteries!

[Chorus 3]
So have a merry Chri— UGH!
Have a merry Chri— WHY!?
Have a merry Chri— STOP!
Have a merry Chris— STOP IT!
Have a merry nonspecific holiday!