[Lyric] Monster MMA (Vampire Rodeo)

We sewed on his arm and we sewed on hi legs
We're going out tonight to dig up one more grave
All we need is a bolt of lightning
To bring to life this undead thing
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA

Monster man is coming tonight
Monster man is ready to fight
Bad boys come one come all
But if you get in the ring
Get ready to fall

He sure is ugly and totally bald
400 pounds and he's 8 feet tall
Giant hands and size 19 shoes
If you stay and fight you're going to lose
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA

His arms are long but his brain is small
You can hit him hard but he won't notice at all
He's so tall you can't reach his head
I hope you've got insurance cause you might be dead
He's the biggest boy to ever hit the fray
And he's coming to your local MMA