[Lyric] Most Responsible Library Patron We Got (Hypothetical Vomit)

[Pre-Chorus]
We here at the library have always been a fan
There are many things to admire about you
Let’s focus in on one of them
Maybe we’ll talk about the others if there’s time

[Chorus]
If you take a book
We know it’s coming back
You sure do take them
Cultivate the stack
Wolfish appetite
Books are what you eat
That is just a saying
Watched you having meat
Count on us too
We love you

[Verse]
Let’s move on to list time:
Unfolded Drapes by Drippy Steinfold
The Glasses and the Nightmare by Adax Jobes
Flipping Records by Fred Wastoid
My Guide to That Thing by Nikcholas Mint
Understanding the Deal with Ducks by Cresilla Setilla
The Baker’s Path by Lon Stockmann
The Ride That Lasted by Hickory Johnsan
500 Types of Grass by Dr. Meredith Killjoy
499 Types of Tush by Reverend Woodie
Jeans: From Factory to Leg by Danny Stinselschprecher
Where Have All the Beakers Gone? by Stephany Dill
Count Your Blessings Before They Hatch by Lon Stockmann
Chair-ity Case: Adventures in Furniture-based Begging by Lippy Steinfold
The Adventure of Bark Binton by Bark Binton
Bark Binton Is a Liar and a Fraud by Bark Binton
Never: An Exhaustive List of Things That Simply Cannot Happen by Q. Princely
Emergency Surgeons Scanning Kitchen Catalogues by Scat Fripton
What? Okay by Nikcholas Mint
Steps: A Comprehensive Guide by Nikcholas Mint
Noises and What They Sound Like by Nikcholas Mint
You’ve checked all of those out in the past 20 hours
[Chorus] x3