[Rat] I’ll go with that, pitter patter Clitter clatter goes those pots and panners I got my herb layed out, got a hammer I’m ready for anything Poundcake, poundcake, when’s the event? I’d love to attend but I’ve not got a cent Pay for my ticket, I’ll pay for your rent If the check ends up bouncing, don’t sweat Burgundy murgundy, biggity boy I’ll...Learn More

[Verse doesn’t appropriately describe what’s about to happen, so inste’d I’ll refer to it as a fat lump] We’re on the scene, somebody has to be I’ve been on the hunt for news, for a story This is better better worse than I could have ever asked for If there’s one thing that’s not in my mind, it’s doubt It’s pretty cut and dry what’s going on...Learn More

[Verse] I expect no hitch from this hike in the woods Every one of these, historically, has gone fine I see no reason as to why this hike should be different Especially given that I'm sixty percent done My friends will all attest, I’ve got a reputation In my circles I'm known for my successful hikes I'm something of a mentor in the hiking...Learn More

[Stinky Verse] It’s time to get groby Grubby smelly limbs Sniffy, time to take a sniffin’ you won’t like it You’re gonna get whacked All kinds of things on it It’s scarily infested Covered in lumps Take it to the cleaner’s’ maybe It’s a blunt object [Chorus] Dipped it in the swamp, and now look at it It’s all disgusting ’n’ gross, it sucks You got...Learn More

[Verse] Frank, he’s got a secret Frankly he’s a diva But what do you expect from him? He was gone this weekend It’s why he couldn’t meet us But this is all according to Jim [Pre-Chorus] Has he ever been the one to hide things? This seems rather new But now I think he’s hiding like nine things What a really really crummy thing to...Learn More

[Pre-Chorus] We here at the library have always been a fan There are many things to admire about you Let’s focus in on one of them Maybe we’ll talk about the others if there’s time [Chorus] If you take a book We know it’s coming back You sure do take them Cultivate the stack Wolfish appetite Books are what you eat That is just a saying Watched you...Learn More

[Outro] I got my limbs all over the place Flying, they’re flying, they’re flailing Have you ever seen someone like this? [Chorus] I’m fighting the urge to kick Kick? I already have Don’t get in the way, it’s too late Careful, there’s more I can do There are more things to unbend Yes, more things to extend Be careful, I’ll show you what is...Learn More

[We gotta start with the Verse (we gotta build it up a little bit)] That looks pretty good, a good place to begin Wrapped around and it’s going in Don’t pull it tighter, it’s fine enough It feels that these days, someone’s calling our bluff [Another Verse (we gotta continue to build it up a little bit)] Perfect, that looks awesome to me I won’t be...Learn More

[Section] Why are you even here? Scrap that, don't tell me I didn’t care enough To stop you when you got here Can you not tell that I'm upset with you right now? Zap that, don't answer If you could, your mouth wouldn’t be closed Why do we keep doing this? [Coris] Don't tell me it it's it You're giving me onions I didn't ask for it Though the...Learn More

Heyo, Timmy, we gotta have a talk Pim te pap pap pap pap poqh Jimmy! Slap slap, slap slap sock Pim te pap pap pap pap poqh Skediddyboo, skimmy skammy glue Put it on me and a get on my shoe Pim te pap pap pap poqh poqh Pap te te te te te pim Pim te pap pap pap pap poqh Good Stood upon the woulda gotta Pim te bac bac bac bac sheck Check it where you...Learn More