[Lyric] Movie Theater Skit Commercial Session Outtake (Jim Pons, Howard Kaylan, Mark Volman & Frank Zappa)

[Verse]
Two please
Thank you
Enjoy the movie sir, I hope you enjoy it
One for the lodgers, please
Wait a minute
Yes
Aren't you in this movie?
Shh, yes, but you know
You're not supposed to know that I mean
This is the first day on the road for us
And I just, I had to sneak into town-
Do you always come and see your movies? Really, tell me
Well, I-
You can tell me, you can
I haven't made that many you know
This is the first one and I-I'm really excited about it
I thought I'd check out audience reaction
Oh, let me tell you, this two hundred motel movie
I went and saw it last night while I was ushering
Yeah, did you, did you- oh
I mean, I sat down and watched it
It's a cute little blue suit you got
I mean, you were great
Thank you
You were great
Thank you
Especially, and Keith Moon and Ringo Starr and uh, all of them
Shoot, did, Theodore Bikel didn't you think he was far out?
Theodore Bikel-yeah, that's great
I'll tell you man, if all movies are like this it's really a get off
Do you have the album yet?
No, an album?
Yeah, well there's a double record set
Of the movie?
Yeah
From the movie?
It comes, yeah, oh, yeah
There's a big poster in it, same one that's outside of the theater right now
The same one?
Yeah
With the orchestra playing?
That's right, the concentration camp and the newts and all the weird little animated things
And all those songs you sang
Yeah
About the girls and the
Uh, huh
And the legs and the
Yeah
The deodorant
Yeah, yeah
Did you like that?
Oh, I liked it, it was not the least bit
Cool, I'm really, I'm really glad we've established such a rapport for our audience
Oh, I hope that you enjoy the movie as much as I did
Yeah, well can I have my ticket or what?
Can I-what hotel are you staying at?
Listen what are you doing later? Can I have my change?
Here's your change
But there's butter on it