[Lyric] 200 Motels Album Ad 1 (Frank Zappa & The Mothers)

Once upon a time, a long time ago
A funny looking man with a question mark shaped body
A hook nose, a drooping mustache, and an evil goatee
Did an interview with a nice, clean, wholesome, attractively mod rock and roll interviewer person
Funny Frank Zappa mentioned in passing that one day in the future
There was going to be a movie about The Mothers of Invention (Dun, dun, dun)
The hip and intelligent rock and roll writer person laughed (Hahaha)
He said, "The Mothers of what?"
All the fashionable fеather bead and headband pеople who read the hip and intelligent rock and roll writer person's article laughed (Hahaha)
All the groovy people agreed there will never be such a movie (Haha)
Who needs it? (Ha)
Then, one day, when nobody was looking, this mysterious movie came out
And along with it came a soundtrack album, the likes of which had never been imagined before
The soundtrack album from Frank Zappa's 200 Motels (Dun)
The double album, featuring The Mothers of Invention
The Royal Philharmonic Orchestra of London
An amazing classical chorus
A sixteen-page book of scenes from the movie itself
And a giant, full-color theater poster (Dun)
Frank Zappa's 200 Motels
It's available now from United Artists (Dun, dun, dun)
Now there's a company with guts