[Lyric] Mwahaha (Ookla The Mok)

Your girl is lashed to the railroad tracks
I twirl my mustache and laugh my evil laugh
I stroke my cat and then I steeple my hands
You hang above my smoking vat as I reveal my plans

Now just lie still and die while I try to decide
What bad guy line applies to my diatribe

How 'bout No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die
Or maybe Kneel before Zod, or Give yourself to The Dark Side?
From Hell's heart I stab at thee
or Wait until they get a load of me?

How 'bout Mirror, Mirror, on the wall
Who's the fairest of them all?

[assorted evil laughs]

Fools! None may challenge the will of Doom!
I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog too!
Revenge is a dish best served cold
I did it twenty minutes ago
Take whatever booty you can find
But remember, the Beast is mine!

I'm moving up to kidnapping, you should be more polite
Ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
And Call off Christmas! Curses, foiled again!

He who fights and runs away
Lives to fight another day

[assorted evil laughs]

Should I say Riddle me this, or Off with their heads?
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated?
Now while you hang there and consider your fate
Should I say Release the hounds! or just say EX-TER-MIN-ATE?

I have something to say
It's better to burn out than to fade away

By the way, Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?
I think the word you're looking for is AAAAH!
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that
Impressive, but you are not a Jedi yet
It puts the lotion on its skin
Or else it gets the hose again

[assorted evil laughs]