[Lyric] My Conservative Girlfriend (The Foremen)

[Verse 1]
She's a real type A
And she's overinsured
Her favorite castaway
Is Thurston Howell III
She doesn't like big government
So it's no surprise
I can be her lover
Long as I downsize

[Chorus]
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Every Friday we go liberal bashin'

[Verse 2]
She got the Supreme Court (Supreme Court)
Tattooed on her rump (tooed on her rump)
Beside an autographed portrait (autographed portrait)
Of Donald Trump (Donald Duck)
And from the day I checked her out from front to back
I knew her private sector could take up the slack

[Chorus]
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Every Sunday we go Medicare slashin'

[Spoken]
Oh baby
I close my eyes and I can see you
Ordering breakfast
You're having the spotted owl omelet
Whites only
Come on baby
Raise my interest rate
Bust my union
Light my library fire

[Verse 3]
She only deals in quality narcotics and guns
Got a Mexican wallet made from real Mexicans

[Chorus]
My conservative girlfriend
Got a tiny little heart full of passion
My conservative girlfriend
Her white collar and her red neck are clashin'
My conservative girlfriend
Think she's looking for a good tongue-lashin'
My conservative girlfriend
Every summer we go wilderness-trashin'