[Lyric] My Goddamn Popcorn (Angry Grandpa)

[Intro]
I just got the son of a bitch yesterday and it'd got goddamn 12 motherfucking bags in it
I had 12 goddamn bags, I just bought this motherfucker yesterday
Gone. No more popcorn
No more goddamn popcorn

[Verse x2]
That was my goddamn popcorn!
I'm sick of this goddamn shit, man
That was my goddamn popcorn!
I've checked every-goddamn-where
That was my last bag of popcorn
Who told you you could have my last goddamn bag of popcorn?
Go buy you some goddamn popcorn
That was my goddamn popcorn!
It wasn't your goddamn popcorn

That was mine!
My goddamn popcorn
That was my goddamn popcorn she ate
Man, fuck y'all!
That was my goddamn popcorn!
Why don't you be a goddamn man, buy her some goddamn popcorn?
The motherfucking shit's just a quarter a goddamn bag
Fuck you
That was my goddamn popcorn!
Fuck you. Fuck you. Now you broke my goddamn radio
Do you understand the word "mine?"
I ain't talking about goddamn mining for coal
I'm talking about mine: belonging to me
My popcorn
Belonging to me
Get back here and clean this shit up
My goddamn popcorn

[Outro]
That was my goddamn popcorn!
It wasn't your goddamn popcorn
That was minе!