[Lyric] My Pfizer Nurse (Vaxed Head)

Johnson and Johnson didn’t come to our town
Just Pfizer ladies in floral gowns
They lined us up lIke you do a cow
Seniors first—that’s you guys now

The side effects of dose number two
A big improvement over what I’ve been through
You don’t trust vaccines, Mr. Sniffer of Glue?
Strap on an incubator—Covid’s coming for you

My Pfizer nurse gave me hope
When she shot me up with Pfizer dope
My filthy mask into the trash
Let’s put on a show for taco cash

No one gets close during the best of times
Our death breath reeks of onion and limes
Now you all know what we go through
Isolation, quarantinе? It’s nothing new

My Pfizer nurse gavе me hope
When she shot me up with Pfizer dope
We will do a show for those with a card
Then head to Pepe’s and eat more lard
Other companies test drugs on people like me
They’ve drawn my blood—they’ve milked my pee
Now Pfizer’s here and they want me to live
It’s as if they believe I have something to give

Johnson and Johnson didn’t come to our town
Just Pfizer ladies in floral gowns
They lined us up like you do a cow
Seniors first—that’s you guys now