[Lyric] New Posts Rant (Boarp_Simson)

Now, I've given this a lot of thought. I've looked at every end of the argument and I've really thought... I've really thought about recent events... and I've considered the world we live in, now, we live in a society which values online communication... and you can't escape it. Whether you're working at a job at McDonald, or... at the Burger King; no doubt you will have to use some form of online communication to figure out when you are working nеxt - you can't escape it. At some point in thе day you either have to read a message online from someone on the internet, or make one yourself. It is impossible to escape... "New Posts"... and this is where you really gotta consider the content of each "New Post". And you gotta think: "Is it worth reading?" When you read that post from your co-worker, or that friend of yours, or anyone, does it truly have a profound effect on your wellbeing? Your mental health, your outlook on life, and is it a beneficial one? Is it something that you will learn from? Is it something that you will- you will gain something from, or is it just mindless drivel? Or something not quite phrased well enough to have the impact the writer intended it to have? Regardless, you're unlikely to see a good "New Post". And that's when Gumblor Gimbles steps in; never in the history of online and forum communication has someone so easily - so consistently - made new posts of high quality. Often, I find myself feeling alone... feeling sad, even, and the only thing that can raise my spirits is that little notification telling me that He's made a new post, He's given His opinion, He said something new! It might be a joke, it might be a vehement condemnation of Hasblow. But whatever it is, it's from- it's from the desk, the desk of Gumblor Gimbles. It's from his desktop, it's from His mind, it's from His soul, His heart. It's something he feels very deeply compelled about, something that he needs to get out there to the world and something that TFW needs to know about. TFS, TDG, PaperPlane's server, y'know, Dr.- Dr. Lockdown's server, all of them- ANY of them! They need to know- they MUST know! They can't live without knowing what the New Gumblor Gimbles Post is. And that's why nothing raises my spirits quite as much as seeing New Gumblor Gimbles Posts.