[Lyric] Nobody Likes Me (Perfect Saturday)

Nobody likes me, that's what I used to think
So I'd put down myself and go pick up a drink
But after a few cases of Dr. Pepper
I realized that I'm gaining weight and my teeth had been better
So I tried Capri Sun, but it didn't help
Cause they always made those pouches too small

I had my first beer when I was 21, and I think that I threw up
I lost my v-card when I was 21, and I think that I grew up

My parents like me, they tell me every day
I think I'll go chill with them, they've got a good place to stay
But after a few weekends of sleeping over
I realized that I was bored as shit and hooked on RC Cola
So I called my best friend, thought we'd have some fun
But I forgot he's got the couch that's too small

I'm feeling anxious, while you're out having fun
Man, I wish I could throw up
I fucking hate this, I thought you were the one
Man, I wish I could grow up
I'm trying to like myself, I'm trying to like myself
I'm trying to like myself, I'm really trying to like myself
I'm trying to like myself, I'm trying to like myself
I'm trying to like myself, I'm fucking trying to like myself

I'm starting to like myself, I'm starting to like myself
I'm starting to like myself, I'm starting to like myself
My life, myself, I like myself

Fed up, I can't drink, I won't drive
I'm sick of hearing that you thought I was a nice guy
Give up, I can't think, I won't smile
I'm telling you that me and Taylor got a new style
Fed up, I can't drink I won't drive
I'm sick of hearing that you thought I was a nice guy
Give up, I can't think think, I won't smile
I'm telling you that me and Taylor got a new style

Nobody likes me, and that's okay
I think I'll go get some help and find something to say
Because it's a waste of precious energy to reminisce on you and me
So I think I'll like myself today

I think I'll like myself today (woah)
I think I'll myself today
I think I'll like myself today