[Lyric] Opposite Day (SteveSongs)

[Chorus]
Ba da ba Opposite, ba da ba Opposite
Ba da ba Opposite Day
Way opposite the in done everything's (huh??)
Everything's done in the opposite way (ohhh!!)

[Verse 1]
On Opposite Day, when I wake up
The sun's going down instead
I get myself dressed, put my shirt on my legs
Put my pants on my arms and my shoes on my head

[Verse 2]
On Opposite Day I go upstairs to eat
But I do so very carefully
'Cause while I normally like to eat pancakes for breakfast
On Opposite Day the pancakes try to eat me
Yikes! Pancakes! One of 'еm's got a fork!

[Chorus]
Ba da ba Opposite, ba da ba Opposite
Ba da ba Opposite Day
Way oppositе the in done everything's
Everything's done in the opposite way
[Verse 3]
On Opposite Day the kids are in charge
And the teachers have to do what we say
We work on assignments for about half an hour
Then have recess (woo-hoo!) for the rest of the day
(Teacher) Why can't I go outside?
(Kid) You'll understand when you're a kid someday

[Verse 4]
On Opposite Day we unsharpen our pencils
And somehow find all of our pens
And it's hard to know when anything's over
'Cause everything starts at the end

[Verse 5]
There's a special game of Follow Directions
That we play on Opposite Day
I call out instructions but you disobey me
You do the opposite thing that I say

[Bridge]
Can you stand up?
Can you sit down?
Can you open your eyes? (Hey, who turned out the lights?)
Can you close them now? (Oh, there you are)
Can you say "no"? (Yes!)
Can you say "yes"? (No!)
Can you say "hello"? (Goodbye!)
Can you say "goodbye"? (Hello!)
Can you touch the ground?
Can you reach up to the sky?
Can you laugh out loud?
Can you cry? (laughing)
[Interlude]
Can you do the opposite of this?
Can you stand still?
Don't move your feet
Don't rock around like you can't dance to the beat
Don't clap your hands
And whatever you do, do NOT have a good time!
Don't smile!
Just stand there and be bored
Check your watch and wonder when this thing is gonna be over
And think, "What's this guy doin' on my radio anyway?"
OK, now start!

[Verse 6]
On Opposite Day we don't get our dinner
Until we finish dessert
My dad checks to see that I've played with my toys
Before I can do my homework

[Verse 7]
On Opposite Day I remind my parents
When it's getting to be bedtime
I go up and stretch out in their big ol' bed
And they gotta squeeze into mine

[Verse 8]
On Opposite Day I fold up my pajamas
And go to sleep in my clothes
I feel a little bit smaller, a little bit younger
But on Opposite Day that's just the way that you grow
[Chorus]
Ba da ba Opposite, ba da ba Opposite
Ba da ba Opposite Day
Way opposite the in done everything's
Everything's done in the opposite way
Everything's done in the opposite way
I said, everything's done in the opposite way

[Skit]
Steve: And now for a little tune we like to call, ""Opposite Day"

Silly: Wait a second, you just did "Opposite Day". Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho. I get it