[Narrator] Well, they certainly like their cheese, don't they? So the news of the survey quickly spread through the land People were curious, was this cheese all that grand? They all wanted to know, so from everywhere they sped With their cheese forks, cheese knives, and cheese hats on their heads From towns near or far, the masses did roam But...Learn More

[Verse 1] Elephants in yellow pants Funny shoes, we never lose The elephant bowling team (yeah yeah) The elephant bowling team (yeah yeah) Place your bets on the elephant bowling team [Verse 2] We got floppy ears, humongous feet We always bowl to the elephant beat The elephant bowling team (yeah yeah) The elephant bowling team (yеah...Learn More

[Verse 1] Hey Jesse, where are you runnin' now Said you wanted to be the fastest in the fifth grade I was just the new girl, but you let me run anyway And though you lost the race, you won a friend that day [Verse 2] Hey Jess, I know it was a noisy D Grown-ups didn't understand you, and kids could be so mean But you and I together built a world so...Learn More

Touch your hands up above your head Point them towards the sun Make a rumbling sound while we count down Ready, 5-4-3-2-1 (blast off) We're rockets, we go zooming around Zooming all over the place We're rockets, we go zooming around Zooming through outer space We're rockets, moving fast We're zooming past all the planets and their moons We can...Learn More

[Verse 1] She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes (yee haw!) She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes (yee haw!) She'll be comin' 'round the mountain She'll be comin' 'round the mountain She'll be comin' 'round the mountain when she comes (yee haw!) [Verse 2] She'll be ridin' six white horses when she comes (whoa,...Learn More

[Intro] Steve laughs at your jokes Steve laughs at your jokes Steve laughs at your jokes Steve, he laughs at your jokes [Skit] Clark: What do you put on a chili dog? Steve: I don't know. What do you put on a chili dog? Clark: A sweater Steve: (laughs) That's a good one Clark: Thanks, I got it from you Steve: (laughs) [Outro] Steve laughs at...Learn More

[Verse 1] My name is Matthew Campbell and I really love to sing I've been in the Christmas pageant choir I think since I was three This year I became old enough to try out for a lead I hope to get a solo which means only sung by me Gloooooooooooooooooooooria It could be the greatest thing ever [Verse 2] Auditions came November I had practiced...Learn More

[TV announcer] In 1972, a crack commando squad of dogs were convicted of stealing tea, a crime they did not commit. They quickly escaped from a maximum security dog pound into the L.A. underground. If you have a problem (with cats) and you have some tea, you might be able to hire the Dog Squad Left, left, left right left Left, left, left right...Learn More

[Verse 1] You put your little hand in my hand We go upstairs to your room I tuck you neatly into your bed By the light of the moon [Verse 2] "Uncle Steve, guitar" Is all you have to say Lay your head back down with a smile And I begin to play [Chorus] You are my favorite little lullaby As I watch you close your eyes And take your first breath of...Learn More

[Intro] Steve laughs at your jokes Steve laughs at your jokes Steve laughs at your jokes Steve, he laughs at your jokes Sometimes he laughs loud Sometimes he laughs soft Sometimes he doesn't laugh at all Steve, that's because he's asleep [Skit] Steve: Hey Clark, how's it goin'? Clark: Good Steve: Got any jokes? Clark: Sure, I have lots of...Learn More

[Skit] Silly: Hey everybody. It's me, Silly Vanilly. How ya doin'? Uhh, they asked me to introduce this next song, which is "Fast Monkey". I haven't quite heard the song myself yet, but uhh, I'm sure it's gonna be great. So without any further ado, whatever that is, I'm gonna introduce Steve and the Simian Singers performing "Fast Monkey"! (pause)...Learn More

[Verse 1] Ducks hatching from our classroom incubator That's what we've been waiting for We got twelve eggs from a special from in Idaho They're different than the ones in the store We're all excited for those ducklings to come out and play Just like we saw in the color brochure [Chorus] When are those ducks gonna be hatching From our classroom...Learn More