[Lyric] Pinky In The Coochie (The Coochie Crusaders)

(Intro)

The name is fucking Splax, and I come at you with them booty hole attacks

(Verse)

Ladies just wanna hold my hand, but for that I got another plan

I use my right hand for two things only, playing League Of Legends, and tugging on my boner

Pinky in the coochie? Nah son, no way. Hand in her asshole, I be there every day

Punky in the coochie, she said boy come here, I take that shit out and wet willy in her ear

At first we were called Coochie Tunez, then I squeezed out a fart on thе beat, she call that Booty Tunez

Thеn she was like, 'Max become my onlyfans.' No girl! No way! God motherfucking damn!

(Chorus)

Pinky In the Coochie make her go insane. Imma put two rubbers on my wang
Got them in gold so you know my shit hang. Never done this sober but it's all ok. 'OK'

And I love it when I'm in, talking 'bout the cooch, talking 'bout the second wind

Playing League Of Legends instead of laying in her bed, she's asking for some more, but I'm busy with the boys

(Interlude)

Y'know, some people do some crack ass shit for cooch

They buy each other, take illegal substances. But pretending to be gay?

(Verse)

I try, and I try, and it ends up the same. another common face with an unknown name

But she couldn't keep up, anyway. Try and catch the Lander, end up astray

And maybe she ain't real. She's got me in my feels

Soon she disappears. Now roommate thinks I'm weird

Talk about her, all the time. But she's locked up, inside my mind

Shoulda kept my eyes on her, but yo, who needs her when I got a BONER!
(Chorus)

Pinky In the Coochie make her go insane. Imma put two rubbers on my wang

Got them in gold so you know my shit hang. Never done this sober but it's all ok. 'OK'

And I love it when I'm in, talking 'bout the cooch, talking 'bout the second wind

Playing League Of Legends instead of laying in her bed, she's asking for some more, but I'm busy with the boys