[Lyric] ​pro bed wetter ( y2kbby )

[Verse 1: y2kbby]
Banged your mom, I did
When your dad came home, I hid
I cry myself to sleep
The only person in my closet, a creep

[Pre-Chorus: y2kbby]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed

[Chorus: y2kbby]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee

[Verse 2: y2kbby]
Banged your grandpa, so hard
He was on the kitchen floor, smelled like lard
I cry myself to sleep
I use condoms that are cheap
[Interlude: y2kbby]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed

[Verse 3: we don't talk about milo]
Your uncle is a hottie
I'm super in love with his body
I banged him soft, who am I kidding?
I went so hard, he almost started shitting (What?)
Y2K, Y2K, we don't, we don't play
Y2K, Y2K, bang him every day

[Pre-Chorus: y2kbby]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed

[Chorus: y2kbby]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee
[Verse 4: go trip over a knife]
Tight as a virgin, boy, don't get nervous
I'm here to serve you customer service
I pissed in the bed, come observe it
Clean that shit up; you deserve it
Don't need no potty training
Can't stop me from misbehaving
Pee-pee-pee

[Chorus: y2kbby]
I am a pro bed wetter
I wet the bed professionally
That's the only reason I shower
So I don't smell like pee-ee-ee

[Post-Chorus: y2kbby]
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed, what?
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed
Take me on a trip-trip-trip-trip-trip
We can take a dip-dip-dip-dip-dip
In the pee-pee-pee
In the bed-bed-bed, bed-bed-bed, Y2K