[Lyric] Ruining the Holidays (Marshal Keep)

[Verse 1]
It's time
For the special holiday
But sometimes
You get some you wanna throw away
Something coming this Christmas
A something that ain't right
It's the worst kind of present
That nobody would ever like

[Chorus 1]
Santa Claus, Santa Claus
You gave me menopause, menopause
Oh Santa Claus, Santa Claus
You gave me menopause, menopause

[Verse 2]
Another present
Hopefully not like the last one
I'm kinda scared
Of what horrors are to come
And as I'm opening up the gift
It's somehow even worsе
There's a lettеr inside
With these exact words:
[Chorus 2]
"A gift to you, it's from me
Now you got an STD!"
It said, "A gift to you, it's from me
Now you got an STD!
Oh yeah
You got an STD!
You got an STD!"

[Verse 3]
And finally
I got something for you, my friend
And maybe we'll bring
This catastrophe into an end
It's the cherry on top of the sundae
It's the star upon the tree
It's the gift that comes from the heart
And it'll stop yours, probably

[Chorus 3]
Oh joy, yes please! (Yes please!)
Now we've got diabetes! (Diabetes!)
Oh joy, yes please! (Yes please!)
Now we've got diabetes! (Diabetes!)
Oh joy, I'm amazed!
We're ruining the holidays