[Lyric] Scene 30: JCB Rance Dialog Protection Reel (Frank Zappa & The Mothers)

Yes, Jimmy Carl Black, Indian of the Group
What can I do for you?

Mohonnitz! What are you doing here?

You just called me, didn't you?

All I said was, "Opal, you hot little bitch"

I'm known by many names

Got many friends who call you "Opal, the hot little bitch"?

Please, please, please, please, Mr. Black
Let us cut the small talk and get on with your briefing

Fine, you can brief me all you want as long as you can tell me two things

I know, "When do we get paid?"

No, I wanna know where is that waitress?
Mmhmm, waitress...

And if she comes in this place, will she sit on my face
And loan me a couple bucks till the end of the week

Couple of bucks... end of the week...
Week ending, the week end— what, what is that? What's the date?

Uh, Tuesday was the 5th, uh, Monday was the 3rd
Make that out for Sunday—

Ah-ah-ah, don't say Sunday

What's wrong with Sunday? The Lord's day, a day of rest
Just make that sucker out for the 23rd of March, would ya?

Very well, Mr. Black
Oh, by the way
I have here the special beer I promised you earlier

Oh, man, it's about time, I've been waiting

Would you care to sign for it?

This a pencil?
No, Mr. Black, it is a pin

A pin?

Would you jab yourself in the finger with it?

Listen, Mohonnitz, I may be professional
But I'm not that professional, I just want my beer

Sign first... in blood

Fuck you, who do you think you are? The Devil or something?

I am known by many names

You probably got some more weird names for yourself
But I'll tell you one thing, you ain't nev—
Definitely ain't never gonna be called and that's the Devil
Because you ain't the Devil

Oh, I'm not?

You bet your sweet ass you're not
The fucking Devil's got an English accent
I seen three weeks ago on TV
So you know you can just take this big needle here
And hang it in your ass as far as I'm concerned
Fuckin' guy must've been a communist