[Lyric] So Long (Andrew Lloyd Webber)

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
I thought I might find you here
Tied to a tree, again

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Sebastian, if you don't untie me right now
I will murder you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
If you're trying to get me to help you
You're doing a terrible job

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So long, my freaky friend
Bad Cinderella
Who everyone avoids
Like Salmonella

You're a hellion
By the way, your hairdo is alarming
[CINDERELLA]
You're a ferret
No one would mistake you for Prince Charming

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So I hear
Good day

[CINDERELLA]
Oh, God

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I'll be on my way
Goodbye

[CINDERELLA]
No, please

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I tease

[CINDERELLA]
You usеd to meet me here
You nеver show up

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Now that I'm next in line
I've had to grow up
[CINDERELLA]
Now you're crown prince fancy pants

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I never saw that coming

[CINDERELLA]
Now of course, Your Majesty
Has lost his taste for slumming

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
As you say
So long

[CINDERELLA]
Ta-ta

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I really must go

[CINDERELLA]
Then au revoir

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Although
[CINDERELLA]
How about town square?
What a frenzy there

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
You made Belleville lose the prize

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Nice handiwork

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Thank you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Mother's in distress
You've caused quite a mess

[CINDERELLA]
Works of art can traumatize

People here are all too silly
Can nobody take a joke?

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Let's just say that really nearly
You have made the town go broke

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Everyone's a critic

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
My life's a living hell
With royal duties
Like shaking countless hands
And judging beauties

[CINDERELLA]
What a nightmare
Every day such drudgery to spoil it
I get to sweep the chimney
Once I've scrubbed out every toilet

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
You know, you use humour as a defense mechanism to stop people getting too close to you

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Ugh, you know, you use your breath as a defense mechanism to stop people from getting too close to you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN, spoken]
Oh

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
I'd better get home

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
How is your stepmama?

[CINDERELLA]
She lives to goad me
While dreaming of the day
She can unload me

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
You'd be hard to marry off
To some reptilian villain

[CINDERELLA]
So far every local loathsome villain is unwilling

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Lucky you
You can hold on for love to take wing
Oh, right
Love's not your thing

[CINDERELLA]
Love is just for fools

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
Idiots and tools
And the criminally insane
Yes, I know your speech
That you love to preach
That you've drummed into my brain

[CINDERELLA]
Love alone destroyed my father
Mother died and broke his heart
Stepmama found love a bother
So she ripped his heart apart

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
I think I better go
I've overstayed here

[CINDERELLA]
I've still got floors to scrub
This scullery maid here

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Still I've lovely memories
Of all the times we've played here

[CINDERELLA]
I must say adieu to you

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
So long
Toodle-loo

[CINDERELLA]
I've no excuse
I've got to vamoose

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN & CINDERELLA]
Cheerio
Ciao ciao
For now

[CINDERELLA, spoken]
Goodbye, Sebastian

[PRINCE SEBASTIAN]
How I've missed Cinderella, that's a total surprise
Not at all what I expected
If I kissed Cinderella, she might blacken my eyes
On this Earth there's no one like her
And I like her