[Lyric] Straight Outta Mordor (The Wizards (Rap))

[Verse 1: Kyle Newacheck]
I be that potion mixin', spell castin', dragon ridin' wizard
Got a 3 foot hat with a 6 foot beard, and its only gettin' bigger
Put a staff up in my hand, and I'll shrink you down to size
All I need is a tail of a newt, and some platypus eyes
I cast a spell to make them titties just bounce
I speak in a language only wizards can pronounce
Gimme my spells, gimme my book - gimme my cauldron and something to cook
I'm a crazy ass wizard, I ain't gonna die
Trust me on that - Many have tried
Slow it down just for a minute
Wizards in the rap game? we gonna win it
Let's begin it everybody in the room stand and shout
Its those magical fools - the wizards all up in the house

[Hook: Adam DeVine]
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin
[Verse 2: Anders Holm]
I'm a wizard bitch - you can't defeat me
Cause I'm a predator 2, like Danny Glover on a GT
And when I rap son - I cast spells
And when I'm bangin' your wench - I make it rain like Kells
Yes I did, and I'll do it again
I'm from the city of wind, we keep our wenches on bend
You could lock me up - but i'll break out -
Whistle for my dragon with the diamond saddle caked out
And then we hit the club, and then we tip the potion
Hey yo bitch, break out the lotion
And now lather up - and lather down
Grab ahold of my staff, and go to town
You think I'm playin' huh? Bout what I'm sayin' huh?
Don't make me get out my spell book, now you prayin' huh

[Hook: Adam DeVine]
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly

[Verse 3: Blake Anderson]
You know who it be - It's that crazy ass mage
Walking out the goblin fortress with my loaded 12 gauge
I be flyin' on a dragon - you be ridin' in a rental
While you dance up in the club, I summon blizzard elementals
Bow down you bitch, and show this wizard respect
I'll either bust you with a staff or I'll blast you with a Tec
Fuck that fool Harry Potter - he ain't nothin' but a bitch
Actin' like a little girl - might as well call him witch
I'm a wizard. You can tell by these nuts
And I'm throwin' out spells cause I know so much
Simply put I am the best, always down for a quest
And I never leave the castle without a bullet proof vest
Weak ass apprentice - you can't see me
I'm a W - I - Z - A - R - D
[Hook: Adam DeVine]
Straight outta mordor, four more, wizards come to your door
Don't step to us cause we the number one sorcerers
Pour more of that maiden bangin potion
Pop the dragon into 3 legged motion, now we coastin
Wizards till we die - we die, we die, we die
We're always down to fly - we fly, we fly, we fly