[Lyric] The Abduction Ballet (Tom Jones and Harvey Schmidt)

[HENRY] (spoken)
Orchestra, accelerando con molto

Swords? Indians, ready? Indians, abduct!

[LUISA] (spoken)
AHHHH!

[HENRY] (spoken)
No, no, no, off left, dammit!
Off left!

[HENRY] (spoken) (Feeling his head.)
A touch, a touch, I do confess it
Ready, calvalry!

[EL GALLO] (spoken)
En garde!

(MATT
[HENRY] (spoken)
God for Harry, England and Saint Geo...ough!

[EL GALLO] (spoken)
You know any prayers, my friend?

[MATT] (spoken)
I'll say one for you!

(EL GALLO dramatically "dies".)

[EL GALLO] (spoken)
You!

[MATT] (spoken)
I'm sorry!

(EL GALLO goes down for the last time.)

[LUISA] (spoken)
Matt!

[MATT] (spoken)
Luisa!

[HUCKLEBEE] (spoken)
Son!
[BELLOMY] (spoken)
Daughter!

[HUCKLEBEE] (spoken) (to Bellomy)
Neighbor!

[BELLOMY] (spoken) (to Hucklebee)
Friend!

[LUISA] (spoken)
I always knew therе would be a happy ending!

[EL GALLO] (spoken)
I think I pullеd something