[Lyric] The Adventures of Kids in the Hall (The Revenge Therapists)

You were the only girl I ever wanted
You thought I was awkward, oh no
And you said that my attempts were pretty awful
And I shouldn't offer, oh well

So here's to those times at the drinking fountain
I was drinking away
And all of those times I'd spend in her office
Well I'd do it all again

Dear Ariel, oh Ariel
We're all screwed up kids

You were the only girl I never wanted
But I was all she wanted, oh no
N' she tried to take me hostagе in her basement
With all thosе screwed up toys

So here's to those times at the drinking fountain
I was drinking away
And all of those times I'd spend in her office
Well I'd do it all again
Dear oh Ariel, oh Ariel
We're all screwed up kids