[Lyric] The Brony Song: This Day Aria Rewritten (Random Encounters)

It's not easy being a brony
Both my parents and my friends don't understand...
They say ponies aren't for boys
That I shouldn't buy these toys
That I need to toughen up and be a man...

It's not easy being a brony
But especially a brony who's a girl
The attention's all on guys-
Why can no one realize
That there are Pegasisters all around the world!

I can't make it to the meetups-
Or contribute brony art-
I'm straight but my family thinks I'm gay....
I'd buy shirts but I'm too cheap-
I'm seeing rainbows in my sleep-
And I can't pull off a Pinkie Pie cosplay!

Why can't I hug Fluttershy-?
'My Little Dashie' made me cry-
When will pony clothes come in my size?
I don't see what all the fuss is
I just watch it for the plot!
Every week, I get trolled by Tara Strong...
All my feelings are conflicting
Over Lyra/Bon-Bon shipping!
ITunes, y u no have any pony songs?!

I'll always love the show I choose
Despite the stories on Fox news
I'm Twilightlicious
And I love Derpy Hooves!

Life can be hard for a brony
But our show's the very best you'll ever see!
And the world will soon discover
A great show that's like no other
Join the herd! Watch M-L-P!