[Lyric] The Greatest Cheese in All the Land (SteveSongs)

[Intro, Steve]
Well I'm here to tell the tale of a kingdom far far away
There's a king and his loyal subjects in a town down by the bay
There's a mountain view, the sky is painted blue
And there's a beautiful breeze that always blows off the coast
But all the townsfolk sing that the greatest thing
Yeah, what they love most is ... Oh, here comes the king!

Make way for the king!

[Verse 1, the king]
Well I'm the king and I'm here to say
The results just came in from the royal survеy
So gather 'round and strike up the band
'Causе we've got the greatest cheese in the land
(Cheering)

[Verse 2, the king]
We've got the greatest cheese in all the land
And I'm proud to be the king
Of a kingdom where the cheese is grand
Now everybody sing!
[Verse 3, everyone]
We've got the greatest cheese in all the land
And we thought we did before
The survey came in, they said that we win!
And now we know for sure

[Interlude, the king]
It's time to introduce the heroes of our town
They're culinary masters, they're world-renowned
The cheese makers! They've got the touch
(Cheese makers) Thank you, thank you, thank you very much

[Verse 4, cheese makers, French accent]
It's the greatest cheese in all the land
And we've got the recipe
We'd like to tell you how it's done
But we're sworn to secrecy (ah ha ha)

[Bridge, Steve]
The sun shines warmly down
You can't find a frown in this town
They all are pleased, they love their cheese
So they're singing with the band
It's the greatest cheese in the land
Oh yes it is
[Verse 6, everyone]
It's the greatest cheese in all the land
Even better than you'd think
We tried a bunch of different brands
Those other cheese stinks! P-U!

[Verse 7, everyone]
It's the greatest cheese in all the land
And we know that you'd agree
Morning or night, sit down have a bite
(King) It's a meal fit for a king – ha ha! Jolly good cheese!

[Outro]
It's the greatest cheese (King: Smashing!)
It's the greatest cheese (King: I love it!)
It's the greatest cheese in the land