[Lyric] The Home Counties (Home Counties)

[Verse 1]
The cracked foundations showed
After they pressure-washed the patio
The gin and tonics flowed
Sixty:forty was the ratio
She was once again scarred
After he bought the second Jaguar
Not real but probably
Happening somewhere in the home counties

[Chorus]
The home counties
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town

[Verse 2]
The cracked foundations grow
After they're forced to sell the second home (Oh no!)
They know the neighbours know
If they say walls can talk, then so can gnomes
They fired the gardening staff
And followed tips read in The Telegraph
Not real but honestly
This shit is normal in the home counties
[Chorus]
The home counties
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town

[Post-Chorus]
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town
(In a middle-English town)
(English, middle-English, middle-English)
As the sun is going down in a middle-English!

[Chorus]
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town (The Home Counties)
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town
In a middle-English

[Outro]
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town
As the sun is going down in a middle-English town