[Lyric] The Magical Lions From Las Vegas (SteveSongs)

[Narrator]
Meanwhile, back at the castle, trouble was brewing
The king couldn't believe what the dogs were doing
(King) What the??
(Steve) They buried his shoes underneath the royal garden
(King) Hey!
(Steve) They drank all the tea and never begged pardon
(King) Wait a minute!
(Steve) They were barking orders this way and that
(Dog sergeant) Go! Go! Go! Go!
(Steve) Making more noise than the rock 'n' roll cats
So the king made the call for the wise men, again (ah-oo-ga!)
But little did they know, on the outskirts of town
The cats were plotting revenge

(phone dial tone, followed by touch tone sounds, ringing)
[Fluffy]
Hello, operator? Get me Las Vegas
(Operator) Waa waa waa waa
Leo the Lion, please
(Operator) Waa waa waa waa?
This is his cousin, Fluffy
(Operator) Waa waa
(Leo) Mmm?
Hello, Leo! Hey, how's the trio?
(Leo and others harmonizing)
Sounds good. Look, uh, we need a favour. We had a gig at the kingdom down by the bay
(Leo) Mmm mm
Yeah, the bunch of cheese freaks. Well, we had some dog trouble
(Leo) Mmm
Yeah, they're all over the place
(Leo) Mmm?
Can you make it down there?
(Leo) Mmm, mm-hmm
Great. And one more thing, Leo
(Leo) Mmm?
Those dogs, they really like tea
(Leo) Ohhh
[Emcee]
Ladies and gentlemen! There are seven acknowledged wonders of the world. You are about to witness the eighth! All the way from Las Vegas, the Magical Lions from Las Vegas!

[Leo]
Thank you very much

[Verse 1]
Alakazam, alakazoo
We are the lions, how do you do?
Abracadabra and abracadee
If you're a dog you're invited to tea

[Chorus]
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
We're doing a favor for our little cousins the cats
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
We're hoping the dogs are going to fall into our trap

[Bridge]
We're going to make all the dogs disappear
We're mixing a potion, we'll do it right here
We'll start with some white-out and flavor of bone
We'll add an eraser and canine cologne
We'll throw in a slipper and two tennis balls
Nail polish remover should finish them all
(evil laugh)
(Ahem, sorry)
[Verse 1]
Alakazam, alakazoo
We are the lions, how do you do?
Abracadabra and abracadee
If you're a dog you're invited to tea

[Chorus]
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
(They're the Magical Lions from Las Vegas)
We're doing a favor for our little cousins the cats
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
(They're the Magical Lions from Las Vegas)
We're hoping the dogs are going to fall into our trap

[Interlude, emcee]
Aren't they wonderful, ladies and gentlemen? Oh, put your hands together for them. Bring 'em back out here one more time!

[Chorus]
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
(They're the Magical Lions from Las Vegas)
We're doing a favor for our little cousins the cats
(There's Fluffy and Whiskers and Mr. Bojangles)
We are the Magical Lions from Las Vegas
(Just in case you missed it first five times)
We're hoping the dogs
Yes we're hoping the dogs
We're hoping the dogs are gonna fall into our trap, our trap, our trap, our trap!
Uh oh, do you think they heard us? Nah