[Lyric] The People of Smash Bros. (Random Encounters)

Since the '64, I've been in love with Smash Bros!
I know every item, stage and trophy, too!
I even leveled up a set of sweet Amiibo
To play against when I play Smash Bros (Wii) U!

When I play Smash, I only play for Glory
I tend to favor Melee, yes, it's true
But since I typically stick to Stock
And the GameCube game pads rock
I'm getting super hyped for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

Because
We love to Smash our friends in Super Smash Bros!
Though I think Master Hand is better than Tabuu. (Wait, who?)
Whether it's beating a team of hacks-
-Or maybe spamming some cheap attacks-
We can agree that we love Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

I was best of all the players in my high school
I'm invincible as Fox or Pikachu!
Oh, and I also know a hundred million combos!
And I can Wave Dash- AGH! NO! SCREW YOU!
I don't know how to play! I'm pushing buttons!
I don't recall precisely what they do...
I guess I'll stick with Down and B;
I only play this at parties
I'm pretty horrible at Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

And yet
We're totally addicted to Smash Brothers!
We may have a small obsession- "Or tattoo!" (SO COOL...!)
And even though I may be worst-
And I would NORMALLY get first-
No game's the same as playing Smash Bros. U!

Nobody ever gives up their controller...
I'd love to join a Smash Bros. round or two...
But I'm eternally that guy
Nobody wants to give a try...

("Hey! Wanna join? Smash Bros. now supports up to 8 players.")
("Really?")

-that mode's exclusively for Smash Bros. (Wii) U!

Now we all can play together at Smash Brothers!
I can kill my friends until my thumbs are black and blue!
That blue lady! Little Mac!
GUYS, MEWTWO'S COMING BACK!
It's clear we all adore Smash Brothers Four - (Wii) U!