[Lyric] The Salad Days of the Vegetáles (Logan Whitehurst)

The leeks had had it and the onions, too
All the zucchini in the world was through
The baby carrots and the beans and peas
And all the avocados in the trees said:

"Rhizomes, rise up!
Tubers unite!
Legumes get a leg up
And fight, fight, fight!"

And all the vegetables began to march
Every cruciferous and every starch
The Vegetáles had their salad days
The Vegetáles had their salad days