[Narrator]
The mice followed that waft of cheese back to the castle gates
By the time they arrived, their appetites were so big that they could hardly wait
They all snuck through holes in the gates and walls, too small for a person to squeeze
And once they were through, they all yelled, "Woo-hoo!" and headed straight for the cheese (Let's go, everybody!)
Now the king, who had just gone to his cupboard to pick out his afternoon snack
Found the cupboard was bare
(King) Hey! There's no cheese in there!
(Steve) And saw two furry things scurrying back
Outside in the street they went with his treat
So the king followed closely to see
The hundreds of mice all over the place, making messes
(King) And eating my cheese!
(Steve) Without hesitation, the king hurried back to his room to make the call
He got on the horn (ah-oo-ga!) to signal for the wisest of them all...
[Chorus, wise men]
We are the Wise Men, yes we are
We know all the names of all the stars
We got As in the classes we took
We even wrote the Know-It-All Book
We are the Wise Men, yes we are
'Cause we know everything, har har ha ha ha!
[Verse 1, wise men]
Back when we were living in Wise-oming
We decided to go roaming
To the land to Cleverado
Where we came up with our motto:
We are smarter and wiser than you
So/That means we know everything/can tell everyone/everybody what to do
(wise men arguing)
[Interlude]
King: Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is very unprofessional. Now pull yourselves together
Wise Man 1: The king's right. You know, it's sort of silly for us to fight like this
Wise Man 2: Yeah, yeah
Wise Man 1: We've been friends for so long
Wise Man 2: I think you're right, definitely right
Wise Man 1: Who's with me?
Wise Man 2: I'm with ya!
Wise Man 3: I can barely get up
[Verse 2, wise men]
We know you have too many mice
And so we have some good advice
We've put the answer in our polka-dot hats
(King) You'll send in mouse-chasing cats?
[Chorus, wise men]
Yep! We are the Wise Men, yes we are
'Cause we know everything, har har har!
The mice followed that waft of cheese back to the castle gates
By the time they arrived, their appetites were so big that they could hardly wait
They all snuck through holes in the gates and walls, too small for a person to squeeze
And once they were through, they all yelled, "Woo-hoo!" and headed straight for the cheese (Let's go, everybody!)
Now the king, who had just gone to his cupboard to pick out his afternoon snack
Found the cupboard was bare
(King) Hey! There's no cheese in there!
(Steve) And saw two furry things scurrying back
Outside in the street they went with his treat
So the king followed closely to see
The hundreds of mice all over the place, making messes
(King) And eating my cheese!
(Steve) Without hesitation, the king hurried back to his room to make the call
He got on the horn (ah-oo-ga!) to signal for the wisest of them all...
[Chorus, wise men]
We are the Wise Men, yes we are
We know all the names of all the stars
We got As in the classes we took
We even wrote the Know-It-All Book
We are the Wise Men, yes we are
'Cause we know everything, har har ha ha ha!
[Verse 1, wise men]
Back when we were living in Wise-oming
We decided to go roaming
To the land to Cleverado
Where we came up with our motto:
We are smarter and wiser than you
So/That means we know everything/can tell everyone/everybody what to do
(wise men arguing)
[Interlude]
King: Gentlemen, gentlemen, this is very unprofessional. Now pull yourselves together
Wise Man 1: The king's right. You know, it's sort of silly for us to fight like this
Wise Man 2: Yeah, yeah
Wise Man 1: We've been friends for so long
Wise Man 2: I think you're right, definitely right
Wise Man 1: Who's with me?
Wise Man 2: I'm with ya!
Wise Man 3: I can barely get up
[Verse 2, wise men]
We know you have too many mice
And so we have some good advice
We've put the answer in our polka-dot hats
(King) You'll send in mouse-chasing cats?
[Chorus, wise men]
Yep! We are the Wise Men, yes we are
'Cause we know everything, har har har!
( SteveSongs )
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