Song: Unicorns Get More Bacon
Year: 2016
Viewed: 40 - Published at: 8 years ago

Hello, it's nice to be here, I've been pacing backstage
That's actually a lie, there is no backstage
But I made up these songs and I chose to play them here
I can only hope you like them, how am I doing so far?
You see, my songs are like my kids, I have a fuck ton of them
And some are kind of good, others are just assholes
You used to clap and cheer when people would sing up here
And I'm not content to do this while you look at your cell phone

They said an artist needs a patron and unicorns get more bacon
But they cheer the loudest for what I like least
So I thought that it would be fun to get you on my side up front
And what I gotta know is are you with me?

Well, it's still good to be here no matter your response
At this point in my career, I'm surprised there's an audience
And you all look really nice, have you been working oot?
I just sang that like a Canadian, what was that aboot?
And now a little about me, I made records and CDs
I have a wife, a dog, a daughter, and two bunnies
And did I mention to be here? Well I'm totally not pandering
And we're gonna get this started, but first some honesty
They said an artist needs a patron and unicorns get more bacon
But they cheer the loudest for what I like least
So I thought that it would be fun to get you on my side up front
And what I gotta know is are you with me?

Now it's time for the bridge, so here's the bridge
It's a pretty good bridge, don'tcha think?

And now it's time for the third verse, they say it's the most important
I don't subscribe to that theory, but hey, let's try one
Uh, I'm out of ideas, but I think you get the point
Thank you for your time, I hope you've enjoyed it

Oh, and an artist needs a patron and unicorns get more bacon
But they cheer the loudest for what I like least
So I thought that it would be fun to get you on my side up front
And what I gotta know is are you with me?
So what I gotta know is are you with me?
So what I gotta know is are you with me?

( Marc With a C )
www.ChordsAZ.com

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