[Lyric] Vodkasodaburg (Birdcloud)

[Intro]
I was..
[Burp] Ugghhh

[Verse 1]
Well I was sober as a judge walkin around Williamsburg
You know they oughta rename this place Vodkasodaburg
Cause I've been drinkin with them homos
And they say they Ain't hmos but they, look like one to me

[Verse 2]
I got 25 bucks to blow in Vodkasodaburg
Yeah that's five drinks of bye-bye mind and I don't leave a tip
Yeah that's ice and that's vodka and that's soda, no lime, don't put no bullshit straw into it

[Verse 3]
Just now I'm starting to get it right in Vodkasodaburg
Well my brain is feeling sparkly wow
Oh I so I so appropriate alcohol
Mmm everything is clear to me now
[Verse 4]
Well I met a local man in Vodkasodaburg
Him's a self-described hopeless romantic
Am gonna buy me another drink he must bе retarded
And go back to his fucking pad alone in Bushwick
And I wеnt home with a mulatto
Oh yeah he had some mighty cold snow
And that's why then he wrote a song about me
Oh yeah, I was lucky to be alive

[Verse 5]
I threw up and mosied on back to Vodkasodaburg
All the bartenders they're all hatin' my fuckin' guts
I was just tryin' to get my time to shine
All the girls turnin' into bitches
Spending three hundred dollars on a dress just trying to get fed
And this is where I get it off
Oh yeah probably never going to stop
Cause I can't say I'm never going to stop
No I said i'm never going to stop
Stop

[Verse 6]
I was a sad sack of shit walkin' around Williamsburg
Just like all the residents that live in Williamsburg
I was just trying to take a little trip to Vodkasodaburg
Can I please be anywhere else in the world except for here