[Spoken]
I know it's odd, but I would like to take some time now to talk about my favorite breakfast item. (Children cheering)
Can anyone guess just what that might be? (Toast and tuna fish?)
Now the smart ones among you might’ve read the CD Jacket. (Children cheering)
Well, if you did, and if you didn't, I'll tell you, it’s waffles. (Children cheering)
Just last Wednesday, I went out and bought a new waffle maker.
Yeah, that's a little machine, it's silver, it's chrome, you plug it in, it gets really, really hot, and has all these squares in it.
You pour batter into it; batter's the kind of thing you use for pancakes, and, well, it gets really kind of gooey and sticky.
But when you put it in this waffle machine, it comes out all crisp and brown with little squares, and you pour syrup into the squares.
It just sorta sits in the squares; it's just great; I mean, whoever invented waffles, I'd like to get this guy a medal.
I'd like to know his email address or phone number; somebody find that out for me quick, I gotta find this guy, ’cause it’s incredible.
Honey, I'll be right there; what are we having? Are we having waffles?
Good, ooh, good, good, I love ’em (Waffles!)
I know it's odd, but I would like to take some time now to talk about my favorite breakfast item. (Children cheering)
Can anyone guess just what that might be? (Toast and tuna fish?)
Now the smart ones among you might’ve read the CD Jacket. (Children cheering)
Well, if you did, and if you didn't, I'll tell you, it’s waffles. (Children cheering)
Just last Wednesday, I went out and bought a new waffle maker.
Yeah, that's a little machine, it's silver, it's chrome, you plug it in, it gets really, really hot, and has all these squares in it.
You pour batter into it; batter's the kind of thing you use for pancakes, and, well, it gets really kind of gooey and sticky.
But when you put it in this waffle machine, it comes out all crisp and brown with little squares, and you pour syrup into the squares.
It just sorta sits in the squares; it's just great; I mean, whoever invented waffles, I'd like to get this guy a medal.
I'd like to know his email address or phone number; somebody find that out for me quick, I gotta find this guy, ’cause it’s incredible.
Honey, I'll be right there; what are we having? Are we having waffles?
Good, ooh, good, good, I love ’em (Waffles!)
( Peter Himmelman )
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