[Lyric] Wi-Fi Lover Don’t Waste Your Data On Me (Klezmergord)

Don't fail to read the signals
Because I got no signal
No need to sound sarcastic
Just dead air and useless plastic
One of us has to back down
Communication breakdown
But now I'm trying to say nothing
Lines are down anyway

This might sound quite excessive but you sent 4000 messages asking me to reply to you
Why is it so hard to get through?
What is this, 2002? What else is there for me to say?
Just talking to myself and the guy listening from the CIA

Don't waste your data on me
You can call all you want but I'm not picking up
Don't waste your data on me
If my internet dies tell my wi-fi lover

Wait up, where did you go?
I had two bars a second ago
I swеar to god this piece of shit phone
It says it's rеconnecting...
Still says it's reconnecting...
I swear to god this piece of shit phone
I'm gonna chuck this goddamn phone through my neighbour's window I don't give a fuck anymore
I'm gonna flush it down the toilet and hope it breaks up into 20 pieces somewhere in Portugal

Hello?
Can you hear me calling?
No?
Oh
You've got ultimate coverage but I'm stuck on 3G