[Lyric] Wicked Witch of Metro Indy (Handsome Failure)

She gets her shine
From temporary hair-dye
And Percocet
She laughs at me
Cause my religious beliefs come from DMT
But she believes in energy
The moon and the chakras
She's one of those girls who likes
To collect rocks and she's
So enticing if it wasn't for one thing
Her pretentious self-righteous being

She's always
Up her own ass
And never on my dick
She never seems to want to be
In the same room as me
The same town as me
She'd rather be out at 4am
Drunk at a bar
She's from Metro Indianapolis
She says that she's used to
Falling asleep to gang violence and
I guess she's interesting, if it wasn't for her flaws
And her superfluous existence over all
It's not like she does a lot
She doesn't even have a job
Unless you count her OnlyFans
But I wouldn't call that work at all
Like call it a source of income
I'd call it something
But I wouldn't call it what she does
She thinks that she's really got it together
And well

She's somethin' that I can't see
Like some sorta fuckin' beautiful
Eldritch being
She always smells like Bed, Bath, and Bodyworks
And if I don't agree with her
She thinks that I'm a jerk
And I know
That I might be
A little bit overbearing, kinda grating
And maybe a fuckin' dick (And I know)
I won't deny it, I'm really self aware (but I know)
Goin' anywhere with her is just a joke
And I know
And she's always wearing band shirts
Of bands she's never even heard
She thinks that she's the fuckin'
Pinnacle of the pentagram
And wicca is her religion
That's what she says but she's never read a book
In her life, except
Maybe Harry Potter, maybe 50 Shades of Grey
That's why her idea of bondage is boring and lame
I'm sorry I can't occupy your mind
I'm sorry I don't have money to afford you all the time