[Lyric] Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst (Pissed Jeans)

I spent the best years of my youth highlighting my classroom notes
Studying those algorithms, studying those boats
To be a
Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst

Yeah I moved my stuff from class to cube, only had to change my shirt
It's like they say if you love it so much can you really call it work

Bein' a
Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst

I've watched the ice caps melt away
I've seen the last of its species die
But my quarterly stats mix-up was the only time I've cried
Cuz I'm proud
Dedicated
Allow me to articulate it
I'm a Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst

I'm a
I'm a
Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst
Worldwide Marine Asset Financial Analyst