Don’t believe the rumours Or anything you hear about Santa Claus His sleigh is really a wagon And Rudolf really is a horse If you believe reindeer can fly Then this may come as a surprise Everything you ever heard about Christmas is a lie Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas Yeehaw to all you girls and boys We’ll be climbing down your...Learn More

Your Porsche is overrated Your Rolls Royce is so yesterday Your Ferrari don’t impress me Or your souped-up Lamborghini So what you got your own private jet Who cares you got your own steam train You wouldn’t know style if it kicked you in the face So watch me carefully Chorus: I’m gonna ride on forever I’m gonna ride all night I’m gonna...Learn More

I was rolling down the road in my horse and cart Had a feeling in my bones, hell I may have gone too far I went out looking for a gun fight Instead, I filled my belly with Asian delights On my way to Cactus Hill, I got taken in by a curious smell It came from a place I'd never seen before The next thing I knew, I was walking out the door...Learn More

Boom, boom. Bang bang Boom, boom. Bang bang Hey, Yeah, I have an addiction But this is no affliction I have no shame and I don’t care I fuck anytime, anywhere I fuck in churches, I fuck in schools I fuck on planes at high altitude, yeah I fuck on beaches, I fuck in cars I fuck on mars Boom boom, Bang bang I’m a regular Romeo Boom boom, Bang...Learn More

You drive a custom Chevy pickup with flames on the sides I can tell you're good in bed by the way that you drive You pass me every morning as you take your kid to school With your lovely blonde hair and your eyes so blue... You're a mother I'd like to fuck Take me in your big truck Lay me down in the dust and make me feel thunderstruck Come on...Learn More

Yeah, we got the kick drum thumpin’ Got everyone in here jumpin’ Yeah, we got everyone goin’ heavy country crazy Yeah, we got the kick drum thumpin’ Got everyone in here pumpin’ Yeah, we got everyone goin’ heavy country crazy Get up, get up, let’s go Get up, get up, let’s go Get up, get up, let’s go Get up, let’s rodeo Get up, get up, lеt’s...Learn More