[Lyric] Christmas No.1 (Bootyard Bandits)

Don’t believe the rumours
Or anything you hear about Santa Claus
His sleigh is really a wagon
And Rudolf really is a horse

If you believe reindeer can fly
Then this may come as a surprise
Everything you ever heard about Christmas is a lie

Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
Yeehaw to all you girls and boys
We’ll be climbing down your chimneys
And we’ll be stealing all your toys
Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
We’re here to ruin all your fun
We’re gonna ride our horses through your living rooms
We’re gonna spoil it for everyone

Don’t believe the stories
Or what they say about the nativity
Mary was no virgin
It’s all a big conspiracy
If you believe in angels
And magic babies born in stables
Everything you ever loved about Christmas is a fable

Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
Yeehaw to all you girls and boys
We’ll be climbing down your chimneys
And we’ll be stealing all your toys
Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
We’re here to ruin all your fun
We’re gonna ride our horses through your living rooms
We’re gonna spoil it for everyone

Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
Yee haw to everyone
Forget about Slade, to hell with Live Aid
This is Christmas number one

Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
Yeehaw to all you girls and boys
We’ll be climbing down your chimneys
And we’ll be stealing all your toys
Yeah, it’s a Bootyard Bandit Christmas
We’re here to ruin all your fun
We’re gonna ride our horses through your living rooms
We’re gonna spoil it for everyone