[Lyric] Cowboys And Indian Takeaway (Bootyard Bandits)

I was rolling down the road in my horse and cart
Had a feeling in my bones, hell I may have gone too far
I went out looking for a gun fight
Instead, I filled my belly with Asian delights
On my way to Cactus Hill, I got taken in by a curious smell
It came from a place I'd never seen before
The next thing I knew, I was walking out the door with...

Poppadums, sag aloo, rice and chicken vindaloo. Hey, hey, hey
I had phall-hot rogan josh. I just went and ate the lot
Hey, hey, hey
Hey - hey - hey - hey. Cowboys and Indian takeaway
Hey - hey - hey - hеy. Cowboys and Indian takeaway

Riding home heaviеr than I've ever been
Got an overwhelming urge to run to the latrine
My arse is on fire. I think I might die
But I'd go back again in the blink of an eye and have...

Poppadums, sag aloo, rice and chicken vindaloo. Hey, hey, hey
I'd have phall-hot rogan josh. I would go and eat the lot
Hey, hey, hey
Hey - hey - hey - hey. Cowboys and Indian takeaway
Hey - hey - hey - hey. Cowboys and Indian takeaway
Poppadums, sag aloo, rice and chicken vindaloo. Hey, hey, hey
Let's have phall-hot rogan josh. We should go and eat the lot
Hey, hey, hey

Poppadoms, sag aloo, eat some onion bhaaji too. Hey, hey, hey
Let's have phall-hot rogan josh. Let's eat the whole lot
Hey, hey, hey
Hey - hey - hey - hey. Cowboys and Indian takeaway
Hey - hey - hey - hey. Cowboys and Indian takeaway