There were days I wanted out. But then You would go and do things like dive into the Vancouver ocean, big brilliant cliché poem that You are, water rolling off Your back as You swam toward a sunset that hung like a sacred recipe painted all the way around Your holy head. And then there were the ways You caught me moving back into my cave where the...Learn More

Flockprinting. It's an aggressive, electrostatic action Using severe heat to force finely-chopped fibers Onto patterns of fabric Ultimately resulting in soft touch. When they told you that this was your assignment You flockprinted straight jackets and suits of armor So, I asked if you wanted to trade jobs Because, damn, baby, That is poetry And,...Learn More

[Intro] It's so cute when we create God in our image. My town is cute like that. You guys probably know something about that, being from Texas. I grew up in Baytown. Anyone from Baytown here? [Crowd cheers] Alright, you made it out! Good job! Good. This is dedicated to Huntsville where I went to college and— [Crowd cheers] Okay, that's fucked...Learn More

[Intro] Just to get the poetic ear open, that maybe I should do a couple small ones that I wrote in my head today. This first one I'd like to dedicate you all here in Wilke's Bar. It's called "What do you People Do?" It goes like this. Don't worry, it's not insulting or anything. [Poem] When I was a child The first thing I would do upon entering...Learn More

Dear Angry Older People, Anyone who considers themselves an adult Next time you're wondering what's wrong with kids today You might want to check out the examples You've been givin' us to work with 'Cuz if you ever want to make sense of us You gotta make sense to us Without telling us you're too old To walk that far You gotta try understanding why...Learn More

[Buddy] Thanks. Thank you for clapping, that's very reaffirming [Tim] We're very happy to be here. And before we get started, we had a few people we needed to say thank you to, and some announcements to make and we had a whole bunch of them. So, we had to write them down. So, sorry if we forgot anyone. Mr. Wakefield would like to thank the person...Learn More

In the end, after everything she ever went through Jean Heath's home was filled with people Who claimed to know her better than they actually did They swapped their tissues and embellished stories To appear closer to Jean Heath than they actually were In the same way wearing expensive clothes on Sunday Apparеntly, brings wealthy Baptists closer to...Learn More

The day broke over my face like a moist ass Lucky for me, though, Arizona lines all its strip malls With pipes that emit mist so I can stay cool Because that works Don't get me wrong, I ain't complaining I mean, how awesome is it to sweat so much You don't even have to buy water All you really gotta do is take off your shirt And wring your body...Learn More