[CHARITY] Can I remember how this song and dance began? Yes, I can, damn right I can It began, well, anyway, you see There was this man Who stopped and asked me if I knew Which way was Lexington Avenue He said: "I'm going to Bloomingdale's" I said: "I'm going to Bloomingdale's" So we hoofed over to Bloomingdale's (spoken) He wanted to buy some...Learn More

[CHARITY] Man! Man, oh man! Tst-tst-tst- You should see yourself...like tonight You're a hundred watt "e-lec-a-tric" light You're a block-buster, buster, you got class And when you make a pass, man, it's a pass! Man! Ooh, Jack, you're mad! Mmmm How those corny jokes turn me on And I laugh 'till I'm "ga-ga-ga-ga- gone"! When you switch to a...Learn More

[CHARITY] Where am I going? And what will I find? What's in this grab bag That I call my mind? What am I doing alone on the shelf Ain't it a shame No one's to blame but myself Which way is clear? When you've lost your way Year after year Do I keep falling in love for just the kick of it? Staggering through the thin and thick of it Hating each old...Learn More

[CHARITY] If they could see me now That little gang of mine I'm eating fancy chow And drinking fancy wine I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact The kind of top drawer first rate chums I attract! All I can say is wow Eee, look at where I am Tonight I landed pow Right in a pot of jam What a set up, holy cow They'd never believe it If my...Learn More