[Lyric] Thicky Thighday (Lardi B)

Ooh, Lardi B (Ketchup on my meat, yo)
I woke up feelin′ queasy (woo-woo)
No you don't understand (ha)
I′m so full and i can't stand (ugh)
I can't roll outta bed
This hotel is sideways (brrrt)
What happened to this fuckin′ lamp, damn
I roll over, i see him (mmmmmm)
Holy shit, look at his dick
Ooh, i can eat so well
I will never say the n word (nope)
What can i rhyme with the n word?
What up gold digga?
Put down my snicka
Why you so bitta?
Because i′m thicka
Gon' pop my trigga
Man check my figga
Cause i′m gettin bigga, bigga, bigga, bigga
Broke my zippaaaaa!
We really know how to party (oh yeah yeah)
I'm drinkin pepto on thicky thighday (ahhh)
But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please (oh yeah)
I feel like shit, but it′s thicky thighday
It's thicky thighday! (oh yeah)
We know how to party, look at my body
Where is my big mac?!
What the fuck, i woke up and i′m still thicky (ha!)
That’s ok, aye, my shit is on fleek!
How you gonna talk shit about my song like that?!
Singin on the street and everybody know my name
Ever since i started rappin, man this shit has been insane
Everybody sayin that i'm wack, but i slang a cadillac
Bitch you ain't got the gas, betta pass
I might be plump but i can rap about food
Jenny craig calling all the time, leave me the fuck along bitch
Look, i got a thicky body
Baby it′s cool, i make you wanna drool
Fuck i lost a few pounds
What do i eat, where is my food?
We really know how to party (oh yeah yeah)
I′m drinkin pepto on thicky thighday (ahhh)
But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please (oh yeah)
I feel like shit, but it's thicky thighday
It′s thicky thighday (oh yeah)
We know how to party
I sip on my coffee with delight, it's my cream fix
My flow is hot and cold, you feelin sick, you need an i.v.? (br!)
I′ll leave you feelin weak, like a dehydrated drunk (ha!)
I'm really, really short
Holy fuck i′m a chunk! but, i'm sweet like a plum
You can find me on tinder? (ha!)
I'm here to handle buisness and i need a shot of gin! (ay!)
I′ll take it like a boss in v.i.p with all my friends! (ok!)
Eyes are feelin chingy, meet me at holiday inn
Fanny pack on my hip, wait. who the fuck you think you is?! (ok.)
Give me rap snacks baby and meet me in the bed
("bump, bump, bump, bump... thunder!)
Wait.i really want eggs
And some apple-cream, bacon-gravy, cheese on a melt
You say it′s bad for my health?
Bitch please! this is just a snack!
We really know how to party! (oh yeah yeah)
I'm drinkin pepto on thicky thighday! (ahhh)
But i still want some fries with ranch on the side please. (oh yeah)
I feel like shit, but it′s thicky thighday!
It's thicky thighday!